A visitor to the shop had no money for his books, and he asked me to wait while he went to find the wife. As she walked through the door she was saying…and then you expect me to pay for everything…
She looked at his books on the counter. Then she said she’d have a look around. She stayed for ages, moving around slowly and finally came to the counter with My Family and Other Animals, To Kill a Mockingbird and three books about cake decorating.
When he came back in he said, struth!
She told him to mind his own business.