This morning, there was shouting outside the door. An argument. The participants separated but then drew together again.
‘F you, Matt.’
Matt crossed the road, hands in pockets, looking glum. Then another scream right at my door.
‘Look at this. Look at this. Frink’n hell. That’d be good, oy, Matt, get here.’
‘Matt.’ (Even louder)
Matt came back. ‘What, mate! God.’
‘Look at this. Gunna get one.’
They are looking at my metal peacock outside under the larger window, and which is in poor shape and not for sale anyway.
The door swings open. The couple stand in my doorway, breathing hard, and they carefully sign in with their phones. They also very carefully adjust their face masks before looking at me and shouting a request for the peacock. But I can’t help.
‘I’m sorry. I don’t have any others.’
They are cheerful. ’No worries, mate. Bummer. Not a problem.’
He picks up a six pack of beer he’d just put down outside the door. She turns back just as the door closes and presses her mouth through the gap, ‘Really really nice place you’ve got here.’