Two minutes away from the driveway, and I need to think about what I’ve left behind. I can hear books sliding across the back seat and thumping against the boot, but the one I need won’t be there.
And it’s not. I left it on the edge of the kitchen table next to a small container of peanuts, a fowlers jar preserving ring and a set of keys not mine.
So, Anne won’t get Hubert Wilkins today.
I stop at our general store and complain to Jake about Australia Post and he agrees.
I drive to Callington trying to avoid the galahs that scribble all over the roads in small groups of about 8 million.
Through Callington hoping no train comes through and holds me up for a year so that one carriage can come through at a perfect walking pace.
Through the farms, which are all perfect slabs of golden toast at this time of year.
Woodchester, stone walls and quietness and the row boat on the corner made up into a Christmas display.
Weave around the farm machinery going from paddock to paddock, one with silver tinsel tied to each door handle.
While driving, go through orders in my head not completed yet, orders not yet picked up, and wonder how to keep going with James Joyce’s Ulysses.
Into Strathalbyn and more galahs, white ones in clumps of one hundred, I can see them standing on the road and screaming in each other’s faces.
Then the ducks, quiet and always together and never knowing quite when to get out of the way of the traffic.
I watch huge trucks swerve at the last minute and somehow miss them all, and motorists swerving into the oncoming lane to avoid making ducky pancakes, and oncoming motorists nodding, fair enough, but I can see them all saying fukn ducks because I can read lips when driving this slowly.
Kids on skateboards fast and a lady with a walker slow.
The wooden Christmas trees on the corner. Ruby baubles tied to fences, a lady walking her dog with tinsel twisted through his collar.
At my shop, a caravan parked but has left just enough room for me to get to my tiny park next to the shed. A stack of bakery trays piled against the shed for some reason.
A black face mask on the ground and a small purple drink bottle.
Struggle around to the door and enter within with a good plan for the day. Decide against most of it.
Have another brief go at Ulysses.
Shelving, dusting, clean windows. Someone says, “she’s closed”, and I quickly snap the sign to open, but they are gone. More shelving, orders, book searches, message people for pickups, tidy displays, turn on the Christmas lights.
Have another go at Ulysses. Serve customers. More shelving, more orders.
A man tells me about World War 2.
I find a copy of The Incredible Journey for someone.
A young man wants a classic to read and I show him 20 possibilities, but he leaves without getting any of them. I take Grapes of Wrath, which I’d showed him, and begin reading it myself.
Someone asks me how to get to Woodchester.
Not a very lucrative day, but each day a gem.
No day is ever the same.