This was really good. A customer, looking for Anthony Trollope, said, ‘I’ve read all these.’
We looked at each other.
I said defensively, ‘I’m having a go at Ulysses.’
He lit up. ‘Oh yes. Oh yes. Good. Good. Do you have help?’
I admitted I did. A website, chosen at random, to get me through every word of it, one paragraph at a time. A guide with a torch lighting a path and smashing the overhangs out of the way. When I got to Leopold on the toilet, I was hooked. When his last resistance yielding, he allowed his bowels to ease, I was committed to the book. Don’t care how hard.
The customer said, ‘Oh. Good. Good. It’s just what you need. James Joyce. Strange man of course. Ireland’. He looked at the floor as though looking at Ireland.
Once, a young woman said, ‘Oh, James Joyce, he makes us look around and look at things.’
“The heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit.”
The customer admitted to finding Anna Karenina difficult. The names. The Russian names. ‘But after all, in an affair, there are only three names. The rest are of no consequence.’ He looked down at the floor, staring at something, possibly Russia.
“Think you’re escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.” Says Joyce.
The customer stayed a while looking through the classics. He would take a book and stare at the cover for a long time. He read the first chapter of Madame Bovary before putting it back in the wrong place. Eventually he left.
Outside, somebody passing the door said, ‘Every time I go past this place it’s shut. What’s the point?’
That’s right. I’m shut because I’m home having a crack at Ulysses and humid nightbluefruit.
Above image of my shop. Not really. It’s actually a rare book library in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil